Borowitz Bush May Send Transformers To Iraq

Aides to the president were vague as to when Mr. Bush arrived at his new Transformers™ strategy. But sources say that he devised the plan last week, shortly after a surprise visit to a multiplex in Bethesda, Md. In announcing his new proposal, the president authorized an $85 billion defense contract to Hasbro, believed to be the largest military contract of its kind ever awarded to a toy company....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 243 words · Kristin Webster

Boss Demands Repayment From Worker Who Was Overpaid Sparking Fury Online

The letter was shared on Reddit’s “Antiwork” forum by its anonymous recipient, known only as u/Das_Boot_95. His post has racked up more than 30,000 votes and thousands of comments from readers who flocked to his defense. “It has come to our attention that you have been overpaid in the sum of £5,430 between the dates 4th May 2020 and the 31st December 2021,” began the letter. Although the company and its exact location were not identified, the worker confirmed that he was in the United Kingdom....

January 12, 2023 · 3 min · 458 words · Raymond Arcizo

Boulder Colorado Fire Evacuation Map As Marshall Superior Blazes Spread Out Of Control

Some 580 structures had been burnt during the blazes that have ravaged around 1,600 acres southeast of Boulder, prompting the evacuation of about 30,000 residents. The blazes are thought to have been caused by sparks from power lines and transformers toppled by high winds across the Front Range. Of two wildfires burning, the most significant, the Marshall Fire, was first reported after 11 a.m. on Thursday. Boulder County Sheriff Joe Pelle told a briefing on Thursday that while there are no reports yet of deaths, the magnitude of the fire in a heavily populated area meant that “we would not be surprised if there are fatalities....

January 12, 2023 · 3 min · 559 words · Marvin Wynn

Boxing Manny Pacquiao Will Punish Brandon Rios Freddie Roach Says

Pacquiao, an eight-weight world champion, will meet American Rios in Macau on Saturday, yet their bout has been overshadowed by a fiery pre-fight altercation. MORE: Pacquiao career at stake | Details of brawl, plus video | Boxing event schedule The incident saw Roach clash with Rios' trainer Robert Garcia and conditioning coach Alex Ariza, with the latter kicking Roach in the chest and allegedly mocking his having Parkinson's disease. Pacquiao was the calmest of the pair in their subsequent press conference and has assured Roach that Rios will pay for his team's conduct in the ring....

January 12, 2023 · 1 min · 168 words · Curtis Marler

Boxing Odds Early Money On Broner For Saturday Night S Bout Vs. Porter

The best of the bunch is Saturday’s headliner, a battle between one-loss Ohio-born middleweights Adrien Broner and Shawn Porter. The bout will be contested at a catchweight of 144 pounds. It’s certainly an intriguing fight from a betting perspective, with neither boxer given a significant edge by oddsmakers. Porter (25-1-1, 16 KOs) is the -130 favorite at William Hill U.S., and Broner (30-1, 22 KOs) gets +110 odds as the underdog....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 287 words · Juanita Steier

Boy Found Unconscious With Head In The Toilet Parents Charged Police

According to an arrest report obtained by NBC affiliate WESH, Osceola County police were alerted to reports of a drowning at a Knights Inn hotel room, in Kissimmee, on Tuesday, July 5. The child’s mother Bianca Blaise told police that her son’s “head was in the toilet like he was drinking water” and that he “became unconscious.” When police arrived, they found the boy had no pulse and was in father Larry Rhodes Jr....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 412 words · Earlene Lundquist

Boy In Coma After Being Slammed To The Floor 27 Times In Judo Class

In April, Wei Wei told his family that he wanted to begin judo lessons. But two weeks later, after just his second judo lesson, he ended up in a coma. He is currently in intensive care on life support and is likely to remain in a vegetative state even if he survives. Wei Wei’s uncle was present at the class and filmed the incident to show the boy’s mother. According to the BBC, the video shows an older student throwing the boy repeatedly, despite Wei Wei screaming in pain....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 375 words · Crystal Goins

Boy Spends 1K On Grubhub After Taking Dad S Phone To Play Games

The incident occurred on Saturday night in Chesterfield Township, Michigan, just outside of Detroit. Local father Keith Stonehouse was home with his 6-year-old son, Mason, while his wife was out seeing a movie with friends. At one point, half an hour before Mason had to go to bed, Stonehouse gave his son his phone to play games on. Instead of playing games, the boy opened the GrubHub and went wild, ordering over $1,000 worth of food from numerous restaurants in the area....

January 12, 2023 · 3 min · 594 words · Michael Christman

Brain Imaging For Headaches

But what type of imaging will your healthcare provider order? A CT scan or an MRI? Or a magnetic resonance angiography (MRA) of the brain, which is essentially an MRI of the brain’s blood vessels. The American College of Radiology has specific recommendations to help determine the optimal type of brain imaging needed for an acute headache. These recommendations may help you better understand why your healthcare provider is ordering one test over another....

January 12, 2023 · 3 min · 572 words · Robert Stone

Brandin Cooks Already Sounds Like A Patriot

His words, not ours. The Patriots, who sent both a first-round pick and a third-round pick to the Saints in a trade for the 23-year-old wide receiver last week, already seem to have touched Cooks with their magic Patriot Way wand. If not, the organization notorious for its players providing minimal substance behind public words and speaking by the PR book will be pleased with Cooks’ conference call with reporters Wednesday....

January 12, 2023 · 3 min · 469 words · James Garcia

Brandon Ingram Has Duke Fans Nba Scouts Concerned But Not Panicked

With a shooting guard skill set and the size of a forward, Ingram is a basketball rarity, so he was a top recruit for good reason. But he comes with troubling flaws that have hampered his play with Duke, and could limit his long-term upside in the NBA. Through seven games with the Blue Devils, those blemishes are more apparent than ever. MORE: Coach K’s 10 best players | Seven early-season surprises...

January 12, 2023 · 5 min · 931 words · Zelda Hemrich

Brandon Marshall Working Out So Geno Smith Can Just Throw It Up

If Smith does get the nod, Brandon Marshall has advice for the 24-year-old passer. The Jets’ shiny new receiver posted a workout video on his Instagram account, and he’s “working on ‘Explosion’ from hips … aka ‘just throw it up @genosmith7.’” MORE: QBs to move on from | Best, worst offseason moves | Jets position battles to watch “Throwing it up” to Marshall is not a bad idea. The receiver whom the Jets traded for during the offseason, as expected, is getting high praise....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 239 words · Steve Yeah

Brave Cops Fish Alligator Out Of Shocked Homeowner S Backyard Pool

On Saturday, Florida’s Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office received a bizarre request for help after a startled homeowner found an alligator in their backyard swimming pool. According to a Facebook post made by the department, Sheriff’s Deputy Heather Harris responded to the call and found a small alligator lazing in the pool. Luckily, she was able to quickly subdue the animal, tape its snout shut and safely remove it from the water....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 339 words · Steven Johnson

Braves Release Struggling Slugger Dan Uggla

Then, the Braves confirmed the reports. Uggla was hitting just .162 this season and had lost his second-base job to Tommy La Stella. In his four years with the Braves, his combined average is just .209. Atlanta’s on the hook for the rest of the $13 million he’s owed this season and all of the $13 million he’s owed in 2015, too. According to MLB.com’s Mark Bowman, that total is approximately $18....

January 12, 2023 · 1 min · 132 words · Christine Hughes

Brazil Coach Tite Labels Neymar Irreplaceable Ahead Of Russia Clash

Neymar is recovering from foot surgery after suffering the injury during Paris Saint-Germain’s Ligue 1 clash against Marseille in February. While the 26-year-old is expected to be available for the World Cup , Brazil face Russia on Friday and Germany four days later without the PSG star. Tite said there was no way Neymar could be replaced, urging Juventus’ Douglas Costa to simply play his own game. “Neymar is irreplaceable,” he said on Thursday....

January 12, 2023 · 1 min · 167 words · Vincent Dawood

Brazil Colombia Friendly Proposed To Raise Money For Chapecoense

Chapecoense players, backroom staff and officials were among the 71 people to lose their lives when a flight carrying them to the Copa Sudamericana final against Atletico Nacional went down in Cerro Gordo, La Union in Colombia last week. The footballing world has banded around Chapecoense and the country’s governing body, CBF, are now ready stage a match at the iconic Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on January 22, with all proceeds going to the families of the players and staff killed....

January 12, 2023 · 1 min · 167 words · Michael Diaz

Brazil Set Date For Germany Rematch

The clash, which will take place at the Olympiastadion, will mark the first time the two nations have met since their historic semi-final meeting at World Cup 2014, which saw eventual winners Germany run out 7-1 winners in Belo Horizonte. Brazil’s Under-23 side met their German counterparts in the final of last year’s Rio Olympics, taking the gold medal on penalties. Five-time world champions Brazil last met their opponents on German soil in August 2011, when goals from Robinho and Neymar could not prevent the Selecao going down 3-2 in Stuttgart....

January 12, 2023 · 1 min · 209 words · Karen Emerson

Brazil To Host Chile At Allianz Parque As Maracana Ruled Out

Brazil coach Tite and his staff had hoped to play the game at the Maracana in Rio de Janeiro. READ MORE: PQPaulinho: A remarkable return | Brazil's World Cup hopefuls on the move | Diego Alves: First Fla, then the world But the CBF has ruled out the possibility of staging the game at the iconic stadium after failing to reach an agreement with local stadium management. Rio’s Nilton Santos stadium was also an option for the match on October 10, but CBF officials decided against it as the venue failed to attract a major attendance for January’s friendly international against Colombia, which was staged to raise funds for victims of the Chapecoense air disaster....

January 12, 2023 · 2 min · 224 words · Julio Pruett

Brazil Vs. Paraguay Result Coutinho Raphinha Star In 4 0 Conmebol World Cup Qualifying Win

Four different players scored goals and multiple attackers put in star performances as Brazil pinned Paraguay back and blasted four goals past the visitors with a mix of power, skill and teamwork that few countries around the world can rival. While Brazil fans will dream of what’s possible in Qatar in November with the likes of Vinicius Jr., Raphinha, Matheus Cunha and Antony all in world-class form, it’s wait till next time for Paraguay....

January 12, 2023 · 9 min · 1806 words · John Wells

Brazilian Doctor Becomes Latest Person To Get Covid Twice With Second Case Worse Than First

A letter to the editor of the Journal of Medical Virology detailed the case of the unnamed 36-year-old woman who first tested positive for the coronavirus in late March. Her symptoms included a runny nose, sore throat, diarrhea, a lack of energy, and a headache. After having symptoms for 11 days, she began to develop a rash on her right leg, and suffered from “severe” pain in her lower limbs....

January 12, 2023 · 4 min · 668 words · Elias Sanchez