The Nationals phenom, who on Thursday became the youngest player in MLB history to be unanimously selected as MVP, appeared on “SportsCenter” with Scott Van Pelt to talk about his season and his award.

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When asked whether he would rather never hit more than nine home runs in a season for the rest of his career or spend the rest of his life as bald as Van Pelt, Harper attempted to make a joke. Instead, he revealed he has absolutely no clue how memes work.

MEH-MEHS?

No, Bryce. No.

His suit was so cool. His hair was so cool. Even his chain-link tie clip was so cool. His pronunciation of “memes”?

Not cool.

Clown answer, bro.