Thankfully, you don’t have to choose between Bernie, Hillary, Donald or Marco. If you’re smart — or really like cute puppies — you’ll align yourself with the Canine Party.
Butler Blue III and Georgetown Jack, America’s best bulldog mascots teamed up to make a run for the White House. Never has a presidential campaign been so dang precious. Just watch their first propaganda ad.
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How can you resist those cute pups? I’m not sure where they stand on foreign policy issues, but I also don’t really care. They’re fans of basketball and they’re adorable. They seem just as qualified as any other candidate.
